Reflexology

Yesterday evening, on a rare occasion, I left the house alone.  I went to the mall to get a pedicure.  As I walked in they said "No room, come back 30 minute".   So off I went.  As I walked through the mall, longing for a time when I can actually come back and shop for outfits (not a shirt or pants but complete outfits) I came across a "spa".  There they offered 1 hour of reflexology for $35.00.  Well heck, I must go.  As I asked the lady to explain, she pointed and said "1 hour, foot, relax, feel good".  Sold!  Who needs pink toe nails right?

So in I go and I sit on the big relaxing chair.  Nice!  She makes it lay back all the way and I start to get comfortable.  As she puts the towel over me (I am fully dress in a maxi dress) she pats my belly and says "baby?"  Hahahaha, sob sigh, ha, nooooooo! Wait, but I did had one 7 months ago, did I mention I have 4, wait you don't understand, smile and shake head no.  Note to self, maxi dress does NOT flatter my figure.  Please burn - while in a girdle - wearing my size 8 pants!